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老友记一

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There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with !
Cmon,you're going out with the guy!
There's gotta be something wrong with him!
So does he have a hump?A hump and a hairpiece?
Wait,does he eat chalk?
Just,couse,I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl
Okay,every body relax. This is not even a date.
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having .
Sounds like a date to me.
Alright, so I'm back in high school.
I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked.
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Then I look down. and I realize there's a phone there.
Instead of ?
That's right
Never had that dream.
No
All of a sudden. the phone starts to ring.
And it's turns out it's my mother.
Which is very-very weird because she never calls me !
Hi.
This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Are you okay,sweetie?
I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine.
pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck
Cookie?
Carol moved her stuff out today .Let me get you some coffee.
Thanks
No, no don't! Stop cleaning my aura !
No ,just leave my aura alone , okay?
I'll be fine,alright?
Really,everyone.I hope she'll be very happy.
No you don't.
No.I don't to tell with her,she left me !
Alright Ross, Look.
You're feeling a lot of pain right now.
You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is ? Strip joint!
C'mon, you're single!Have some hormones!
I don't want to be single,okay?
I just wanna be married again!



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