A Huaqiang and the Melons(华强买瓜)
. Huaqiang:What’up )Fuck, is the melon skin made of gold, or is the melon particle made of
gold? Stall:Look, where are the melons now? These are all melons in the greenhouse. You'r
e too expensive and I'm too expensive. Huaqiang:Is this melon cooked? Stall:I run a fruit
stall. Can I sell you raw melons and eggs? Huaqiang:Let me ask you, is this melon cooked?
Stall:You're making a mistake, aren't you? Do you want it! Huaqiang:Pick one for me Stall:
OK,how about this?Huaqiang:I must have your melon cooked. What if it's not familiar? Stall
:Hey, if I'm not familiar with it, I'll eat it myself. Are you satisfied? Stall:15 Jin, 30
yuan. Huaqiang:How can you get 15 Jin? You have a problem. Stall:You TM deliberately find
fault, don't you?Do you want it? Do you want it? Huaqiang:Magnet, besides what you said,
if the melon is raw, you can swallow it yourself. Stall:You TM chop my melon, don't you?
The younger brother:Kill, kill!