文言笑话二(笑话来自《笑林广记》)
2022-08-11 22:29
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陈善人
《不明》
一官断事不明,惟好酒怠政,贪财酷民。百姓怨恨,乃作诗以消之云:“黑漆皮灯笼,半天萤火虫。
粉墙画白虎,青纸写乌龙。茄子敲泥磐,冬瓜撞木钟。惟知钱与酒,不管正和公。“
《启奏》
一官被妻踏破纱帽,怒奏曰:“臣启陛下,臣妻啰唣,昨日相争,踏破臣的纱帽。”
上传旨云:“卿须忍耐。皇后有些惫赖,与朕一言不合,平天冠打的粉破,你的纱帽只算得个卵袋。”
《偷牛》
有失牛而讼于官者,官问曰:“几十偷去的?”答曰:“老爷,明日没有的。”吏在旁不觉失笑,
官怒曰:“想就是你偷了!“吏洒两袖曰:”任凭老爷搜。“
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