笑话
1、 参考资料
“同学们,”老师对全班同学说,“明天上午我们进行语法考试,这是一次开卷考试,大家可以带任何参考资料进考场。”
老师话音刚落,一个学生便从座位上跳起来喊道:“哇!太棒了,明天我可以把我爸爸带来了!”
2、看演出
一个去看演出的朋友回来了,杰米问他:“演出好看吗?”朋友说:“人太多,我又去晚了,站在后面什么也看不见,
只能跳起来看几眼,后来跳累了就不看了。”这时,杰米的另外一个朋友也回来了。杰米问他:“好不好看?”
另外一个朋友说:“好看什么呀!戏没看多少,就看见前面一个讨厌的家伙在那里跳来跳去的!”
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